people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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