I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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