I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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