Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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