I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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