I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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