We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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