I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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