Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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