Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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