I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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