are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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