I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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