If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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