At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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