Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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