let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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