Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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