I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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