can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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