While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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