did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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