My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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