I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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