Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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