so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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