Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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