I need help removing her.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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