whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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