I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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