If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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