i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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