There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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