did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
