she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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