He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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