problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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