I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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