normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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