I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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