I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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