It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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