We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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