Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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