am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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