i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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