Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Randomize
