We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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