oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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