If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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