Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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