Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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