We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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