Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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