I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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